I.C. (Initialising Castigation)

The lady of the house rules!
She has even just dictated the title of this bloody blog entry.
She tells me she is pissed off with me using initials instead of saying the words - especially when it takes just as much time and effort to say the initials as the words.
Little does she know that I do this for a purpose.
If she didn't have to work out what the initials stood for her brain would go into a permanent state of comatose suspension through under-usage.
I only do it for her mental well-being ...