It's happened.
All the soothsayers said it would.
The writings foretold it.
Even the grafitti warned of it.
The Three-and-a-Half Donkeymen of the Apostrophe were seen silhouetted on the dawn horizon and I knew then that this was it.
This was the day of reckoning.
JUDGEMENT DAY!
I knew that I could not face normal routine. Not with that hanging over the whole of mankind.
I stayed home from work - Normal procedures were suspended.
After all - I have a cold!
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Melodramatic as always, I see. =P Still, at least you get a day off out of it, I suppose.
On a side note, Andi's reaction to the TV was predictable to those who know him. =P I'm still wondering about the dodgy dimensions of his laptop screen - nobody can convince me *that*'s 16:9, but it sure as hell isn't 4:3 either. Madness.
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